A French Tourist Didn't Receive A Kind Welcome From A Russian Bear

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  1. Ivanchuk

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    A 29-year-old Frenchwoman who came to see the beautiful natural surroundings, met with an aggressive bear at the foot of a rocky hill. She miraculously managed to survive, but she suffered multiple wounds, including a broken jaw. The woman was urgently rushed to the hospital in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky.


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  2. Charon

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    I am not fond of bears to be honest...
     
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  4. Lunatic Puppy

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    Bears like to destroy human faces. It always amazes me, how they look, if they survive.
     
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    In Russia even bears drink vodka, wear hats and even drive unicycles. But I didn't know bears also kill people in Russia
     
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    I find that we often build homes and camps in the animal's natural territory and we have the nerve to call them annoying when they come around to investigate.
     
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    I hear they also enjoy Jell-O pudding.
     
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    "BRUTALITY!" Woowee boy did he get all up in that face!!!
     
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    When animals attack they give everything they have on the attack. They don't hold back like some humans do in various fights.
     
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    Bears are one of my fave animals! :D
     
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    They are my all-time favorite.
     
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    The lesson here? Don't fuck with bears.
     
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    I would add chimps to the list of face-destroying species, as well. ;)
     
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    Me myself,, not a fan of the monkey,,any kind of ape, big or small.....i think it all stems from my dislike and resentment of humans.....
     
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