An Irish man, a Greek, and a Jew die and stand at the gates of heaven. The keeper of the gates tells them “Well, you have all lived pretty decent lives, but you all fall victim to your respective stereotypes. So here’s what’s going to happen. You all will go back down to earth for 24 hours and you must avoid your weaknesses. “Irishman, alcohol cannot touch your lips. “Jew, you cannot touch money. “And Greek, if you even think about having sex… “You go straight to hell.” So they all find themselves back on earth. They go about their day just find, until they pass by a pub. The Irishman shakes and shakes. “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” he cries. He runs into the bar and orders a beer. As soon as he takes his first sip, he disappears into a puff of smoke. The Jew and the Greek look at each other in disbelief. They leave the pub and walk a little bit. Then they spot a crisp $100 bill on the ground. The jew shakes and shakes. “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” he cries. He runs over to the bill, bends over to pick it up and they both go to hell.