Everything I know about Canadians is based on the documentary series "Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties." You guys have one civilised city which is Toronto right? And everything else is polar bears, moose, and Inandout natives. Or Inuit? Maybe it is just my luck but every Canadian I ever met online turned out to be not sane, to put it kindly. Coincidence? Were you born in an igloo? Why did you guys make Justin Bieber your PM? That was impetuous, but gutsy I suppose.