How would you like your death handled?

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  1. VeganBean

    VeganBean Death Head

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    I'd like to start a thread talking about the inevitable death of our own flesh prisons. When you die, what do you want to happen to your body?

    Are you looking to be buried? Have your organs harvested and donated? Cremated? Taxidermied? Made into a diamond or a pencil? Shot up into space? Donated to science? The possibilities are endless, and I'm sure some of you have started thinking about this. What are your after-death plans and why?


    In my case, I'm looking to have all of my organs harvested. Every single one. Take my eyes and my skin too, I'm not gonna need them any more. I'd like my family to sell my bones to a nice collector who can take good care of them and make some money off of their sale (human skulls go for $600+ on eBay).
     
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  2. Johnny2bad

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    I dont like all the fakery involved with mortuary funerals. But If I had to go that route, I dig the way GG Allen went out. Shitty jockstrap, beat up leather jacket, joint, bottle o Beam, needle an spoon in his inside pocket. Just the way he lived.. Like him, I have been no angel, and dont want to go out lookin like a bad wax figurine.. Nobody would want my beat up liver and heart. Mabey my eyes are ok.

    I guess it matters more to the people I leave behind. Let em do what suits them. Yep!
     
  3. Harley

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    To be honest, I want to go by spontaneous human cumbustion. There won't be much left of me after that. But if I die in some other fashion, cremate me please.
     
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    VeganBean

    VeganBean Death Head

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    Before I noticed that was a link, I assumed you were going to pull a "Christmas Morning"

     
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  6. Zeus

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    I guess I just wanna be buried...but, depending how I die, I may leave explicit instructions to photograph/film my body and upload them here.

    I leave my dick to my girlfriend/soon-to-be-fiancee. ;)
     
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  7. Deathstroke

    Deathstroke "I'm With the Banned"

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    Congratz boss :p.
    Can you donate your booty to me please ;)
     
  8. Zerophyr

    Zerophyr Death Head

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    I can tell you about how I would like to die.
    I would prefer a clean decapitation. One slash and gone.
    They made experiments back then that people who got executed via the guillotine would still be conscious for another 5-11 seconds. Some say it's true, others say it's a myth. I would love to know it.
    Sure, I couldn't tell someone if it's true then, but I honestly think that it's pretty humane if done right. (At least for me). I don't want to die in a bed or something like that.

    I was thinking about different possibilities to get rid of my body, but the one I like the most is being cremated, having a seed (preferably an oak seed) planted inside the Urn and the Urn then be buried on a "Waldfriedhof". I don't know the English word. It's cemetery in the woods, without headstones, just a tree near your grave. Hopefully, the oak seed then comes to life, using all the nutrients.
    It's not allowed to have your ashes scattered here so this is what I would prefer and my father, too. Giving nature something back.
     
  9. GeneralLouCypher

    GeneralLouCypher Banned

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    I'd read that the brain remained alive for up to 30 seconds, which considering that some people shot in the head in what should be auto kill shots still have some movement up to minutes afterward it's not that unlikely
     
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  10. Zerophyr

    Zerophyr Death Head

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    But a shot to the head is something different. Remember Lou, that this will destroy some brain matter and the bullets normally doesn't go straight through, it pretty much splits up, destroying a huge amount of brain mass. You could pretty much consider those reactions afterwards normally are reflective twitches of the muscles. Just like when you bump you're head really hard. The second of impact, you'll most likely won't remember but everything afterwards. But that's up to speculation. I couldn't think of a better example as of now. :blind: Maybe "we'll see" ;)
     
  11. GeneralLouCypher

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    This is true, then again oddly enough once the heart stops we are considered dead too even though the brain can continue to function literally for minutes afterward the examples of gunshots to the head and heart stopping yet continuing to live are the best correlative (not sure if right word) evidences for the possibility that I'm aware of
     
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    That's a beautiful plan! Natural burials and seed cremations have been a lot more common lately, which I think is definitely a good thing :)
     
  13. DeathHand

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    Ground burial in a big coffin with 3 or 4 hot big-boobed blondes...just like the old Viking
    and Egyptian kings were buried.

    :banana:
     
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  14. Grimztone

    Grimztone Death Head VIP

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    Fill my tummy full of popcorn. Cremate me.
     
  15. Stabby

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    Cremation including all organs whether healthy or not.

    Single people with no kids fall at the bottom of the donor list, so I say fuck that. I'll keep my organs to myself. Not my fault I can't have kids and haven't been lucky enough to fall in love.
     
  16. Living dead girl

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    I've already told.my family I want my body donated to science and have a big party. Why waste so many thousands of dollars on a funeral.and burialthats money that can be used for other things
     
  17. Wolf

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    Big party would be cool, want to be cremated and have my ashes spread in the bay.
     
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