Man vs Fireworks

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  1. Texas Sunshine

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    Texas Sunshine

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  3. Perfectcrime

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    A while ago a bunch of friends and I decided as intoxicated as we were that we would take a big bottle rocket and light it off in the middle of the road. Well we lit in and ran...my brother stayed and wanted to watch it up close and personal for some stupid reason because he didn't run. The bottle rocket shot up and hit my brother in his face and had gotten caught in the corner of his mouth. He didn't get hurt too bad but he looked just like bugs bunny black Mammy when it was over still cracks me up thinking about it.
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    I am surprised the Cartel has not used the method rectally to prove their point. This method shreds a hand down to nothing faster than the Ninja my mom bought me for Christmas.
     
  7. suffering

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    natural selection is coming.
     
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  8. NavieTheNative

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    Jesus fucking christ..... Didnt die for these types of sins I guess the Darwin award is up for these sad saps.
     
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  9. Honest One

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    Pro tip: when u lite the fuse...throw it. :rolleyes:
     
  10. Poohbear

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    Hands are looking like meat sculptures
     
  11. Dr.Rockzo

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    WOO HOO!! THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! NICE POST SUNSHINE!!

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  12. Jonny Be God

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    I'm so glad our stuff that we got from China town wasn't that powerful. So many times a spark would jump or something crazy from those cheap, illegal things. Didn't really get too hurt. Lotta eye injuries from shrapnel. I used to bury them in broken plastic shards or blow up my old toys. Fireworks were illegal in jersey where I grew up but we would get them on road trips or China town.....where u can by lady boys, illegal weapons, illegal animals, just about anything. Sigh.....lady boys.
     
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  13. Dr.Rockzo

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    Well theyre legal in south carolina and my ex wife is a nurse..she has seen many members of the missing teeth brigade blow off many a body part..usually accompanied by the ruining of underwear..haha
     
  14. SuicidalAndWicked

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    I just love em all idiots thinking they are cool holding onto fireworks "showing" off to the friends and then shit goes wrong, like ohhh nooooo, how is that poooosssiibleee? :dunno::laugh:
     
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    C315C752-27A8-443C-AE50-C2523B0BE757.jpeg 2F9930E1-8E5B-41F4-8AA4-AFE7CA7B0BD3.jpeg 6A182E79-ED57-4A84-AAF6-4F688E6527DB.jpeg D79A7905-DFF2-4648-B2C5-57D9569F8B1E.jpeg 8B9FED6E-8E14-4A36-9781-FA9A47D0FF98.jpeg 466E5B81-2DAD-47F2-97B4-1350550484EE.jpeg A3260234-8AD5-41F7-A3A4-E3914DE6CB6A.jpeg 158EDD8F-5944-46F9-89C7-874001B48FA7.jpeg B840E79A-60BE-4637-9EC3-F743FF87413A.jpeg As a special request for @Doc.Rockzo here are a few pics of the hand fire show we done this past New Years Eve. My Husband is in the black hard hat with the bright explosion in his face. Im the one in the Motorcycle Helmet bc I don’t trust my pink hard hat to keep me safe while hand firing. I have my Husbands 6 for a row then he has mine for the next. We do this bc YES we do catch on fire from time to time. Someone has to put the flames out. All of our clothes are chemical free so that our asses don’t light up like a match stick. A road flare is used to light the fuse. (We are on our hands & knees the entire time crawling) Once the fuse is lit you put your head down until you here the loud thump of the shell leaving the launch tube. Then on to the next one.
     
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    I’m certified by our Federal Government in explosives & explosive saftey along with my Husband. Yes the men in black absolutely does random inspections to make sure we are in compliance. That includes our red lock box, gun powder, rocket motors & wire matches with everything accounted for in a log book.
    Here are a few more photos of me at a rocket launch in SLC, Utah on the Salt Flats & at a field in AL from this Summer & Fall 2017.
     
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  17. Dr.Rockzo

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    Thank you honey!!!! I LIKE FIRE!!!!!!!!
     
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  18. Dr.Rockzo

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    THAT IS TOTALLY COOL!!! ROCK ON!! You are a certified bad ass!!
     
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  19. Dream Catcher

    Dream Catcher Life is but a dream.

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    Shhhhh, they might hear you. :D
     
  20. Maryse

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    The first picture reminded me of a certain type of Resident Evil zombie.

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