The Toughest Man in England?

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  1. Maggot

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    CCTV footage from Reading, England, showing a Mr Simon Smith being knocked down by an out of control bus.
    The force of the impact cracks the windscreen and knocks Mr Smith off his feet, who simply gets up and enters the bar that he was initially travelling to.
     

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  2. Zaphoid42

    Zaphoid42 We come in peace. Leave you in pieces.

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    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    This is how I feel when I get off work.

    Fuck the bus, Fuck any accident, Fuck all of you. I want my Pint Bitches.
     
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  3. TGG

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    Simply put. Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.

    FUCK.
     
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  4. name

    name Newsroom Kitty om nom nom VIP

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    He was just going in the pub to celebrate winning the Reading Bus Authority lottery.
     
  5. Bob Dobbs

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    "Oi, mate, give us a pint. And pour another for that poor bastard of a bus driver that I just met. He'll be here in a minute. "
     
  6. Galgbacken

    Galgbacken Ice Box VIP

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    What about how lucky this guy is! Yea he got smacked by a bus, but he didn't end up like so many videos we've so many times before
     
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    MARINE GRUNT......
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    THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR WEARING THAT VEST..... :rolleyes:
     
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    Somebody by that man the bar!!! When something knocks you down you get up and go have a drink and say fuck it!
     
  10. TrayBuck

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    Lucky bastard :) I can only hope to be that lucky
     
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    I admire his dedication to drink. lmao
     
  12. Odanobunaga

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    Toughest son of a bitch I've ever seen
     
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    "Honey, I'm home!"

    "Hey baby, how was your night?"

    "Oh fine, not much to tell. Just got hit by a bus, then went to the pub for a few drinks. You know, the usual."
     
  14. Out of order

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    *lol*
    Finally we get to know the real superman!
    So much luck is nice to see :)
     
  15. Trash

    Trash can!

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    that is rather the toughest man on the planet. fucking rasputin incarnate.
     
  16. Ravenna

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    He was thirsty!
     
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  17. TheGuv'nor

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    Haha...saw this on the news over here. He reported it but the police didn't believe him because he didn't have a scratch on him. It's only when they reviewed the CCTV that they took him serious...hard f*cker
     
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  18. He oughta buy the bus driver a beer. He scurried him along by giving him a helpful push with his bus. Got him to the bar that much faster!
     
  19. Joii

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    Buy That Man a Pint!
     
  20. CheySenpie

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    How did he not get killed when getting hit by the bus when I nearly died when eating a nacho one time lol..

    That dude is one lucky bastard xD
     
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