The truth about being in prison

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  1. name

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    nunya damn
    First day in prison your asshole be like •
    30 days in prison your asshole be like O
     
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  2. Charon

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    3000 days in prison, your asshole be like a Supermassive Black Hole!
     
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  3. LuvYaBuck

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    I hope youre not speaking of your own personal experiences ;)
     
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    nunya damn
    Never even been arrested. I saw that years ago on da interwebs.
     
  5. LuvYaBuck

    LuvYaBuck Death Head

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    So happy for that...I would've felt like such a bitch otherwise
     
  6. Gooner123a

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    Might be different in the US to the UK but I recently had 4 month in prison and never seen none of the dropping of the soap. think it may be a myth
     
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    nunya damn
    Might be a myth.
    Will you share with us what you did to be in jail? Nosey fucker I am.
     
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  8. Gooner123a

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    fighting at football games
     
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  9. Squid Jones

    Squid Jones El Moderador Staff Member

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    It's not a myth but it's blown way out of proportion. Rape does happen but it's not rampant. Rape is just one of the many things that could happen and it's probably the least likely to happen.
     
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  11. Charon

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    No. I have never been imprisoned. :)
     

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