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Discussion in 'Jokes & Funny Stories' started by name, Aug 30, 2017.
First day in prison your asshole be like •
30 days in prison your asshole be like O
3000 days in prison, your asshole be like a Supermassive Black Hole!
I hope youre not speaking of your own personal experiences
Never even been arrested. I saw that years ago on da interwebs.
So happy for that...I would've felt like such a bitch otherwise
Might be different in the US to the UK but I recently had 4 month in prison and never seen none of the dropping of the soap. think it may be a myth
Might be a myth.
Will you share with us what you did to be in jail? Nosey fucker I am.
fighting at football games
It's not a myth but it's blown way out of proportion. Rape does happen but it's not rampant. Rape is just one of the many things that could happen and it's probably the least likely to happen.
No. I have never been imprisoned.
Hey come on, let's not lie to these people. Listen, I know it's difficult to talk about because it is embarrassing, I know...believe me Squid, I know. It's humiliating looking someone in the eyes and telling them about the time you sucked another mans penis for a bag of Fritos, I know. I know it's hard to admit that you let Roderick, Curtis, Lamar, Emmett, Leon, Reginald, Craig, Irvin and Stewart run a train on you for a carton of smokes, a hostess cupcake and a bag of Lipton onion soup. I KNOW...but we shouldn't lie. We need to come out and come forth and share our stories and experiences with everyone so they will know there is light at the end of the tunnel and that it doesn't make them lesser than anyone else if you've jerked off a few CO's for special treatment. It's about survival, we did what we needed to do to make it out of that hell and get our lives back on track.
We paid our debt to society and I WILL NOT be held prisoner in my mind.
EDIT : Oh, this was about prison rape... yeah, you're right, that is just played up in movies to scare people.
You left out the worst part
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This thread is a lot of fun.
she's the one
you is lots of fun.
Sooo...not truth. Everyone seems to have different opinions of that word. But then again this is a joke thread.