Time to Buy a Couch - NOW!

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  1. Zeus

    Zeus Owner Staff Member

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    This is a real commercial for a furniture store in Bolivia.

    I've never wanted furniture as much as I do right at this moment:

     

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  2. Outlaw

    Outlaw DA's Killer Cowboy Casanova Staff Member

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    That was pretty misleading bro. I didn't see a single piece of furniture :lust:
     
  3. o9r1sh

    o9r1sh Death Addict Donator

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    I'll take 3 please.
     
  4. Woden

    Woden Death Addict

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    I never wanted to be THAT couch...until now.
     
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  5. John Doe

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    It ain't workin. Says it's removed
     
  6. Miss Suicide

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    Fuck that couch, I'll take her
     
  7. Notferreal

    Notferreal Death Head

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    There's gotta be a sale on soon.. She's goin round, stickying up every damn one of em!
     
  8. Warhead

    Warhead Administrator Staff Member

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    Tfw when a couch fucked a hotter girl than you ever did.
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  9. Airbornemama

    Airbornemama DA's Resident Queen of Gore Staff Member

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    Here, there and everywhere!
    Maria we want to use you in our furniture commercial, we will need you to bring 4-5 sexy but not to revealing outfits and when you get here THROW them the hell away!! lolol, Shit she made me ummm...cu...consider buying new stuff!:banana:
     
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  10. Airbornemama

    Airbornemama DA's Resident Queen of Gore Staff Member

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    Here, there and everywhere!
    Worked for me, oh boy did it work for me!!!:drool:
     
  11. elemental

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    Worked for me too.
     
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  12. Pappa Rabbi

    Pappa Rabbi Pappa Rabbi

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    Does she come with the couch, that's the real question.
     
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  13. DEATHENGINE

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    See, now if this was how my girlfriend shopped for furniture, I wouldn't dread it so much..
     
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  14. tanjer1588

    tanjer1588 Totally not a serial killer

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    Was I supposed to be turned on by the girl or the couches? Because I have a very strange boner right now and I don't think it's because of her.
     
  15. Warhead

    Warhead Administrator Staff Member

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    I mean hey, a man's gotta appreciate some luscious couch booty.
     
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  16. Squid Jones

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    It's times like this when I wish there were a woman around to touch my penis.
     
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  17. Warhead

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