Vasectomy aftermath pics

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  1. Dr Lecter

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    Here are the pics I referred to in a previous post ( https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/vasectomy-aftermath.20606/#post-217042 ).

    • "I just had a vasectomy surgery done and wanted to open discussion with others and show what to expect after surgery. I don't know if I can post pics of my penis and scrotum here or if this is even the appropriate place for discussion. If it's not please forgive, i'm not posting pics to avoid ban. If I get ok from mods I'll post these last 3 days progress of swelling and bruising. I think it's important to inform other men if they're thinking about this procedure , take your time and be absolutely sure. It doesn't only go against all instinct which is hard enough to deal with, but my post operation pain has been so far terrible. The first day completely unbearable even on full doses of pain meds. Second day I could walk short distances and managed to take my family to the movies. The movie was an hour and a half long and I was in quite a bit of pain, I waddled out of the theater like a penguin with hemorrhoids. I came home and iced up the rest of the day. These whole last 3 days it's felt like i'm constantly being kicked in the nuts. When I stand, bend, twist or flex I feel my testicles pulling down and whatever the other side they cauterized is pulling up into my abdomen and it causes me to double over in pain if I stand too quickly. The doctors, specialists and nurses all before hand told me the operation would be quick and painless. I'd like to take a moment to send a special FUCK YOU LYING FUCKS I SHOULD SLAP YOU ALL WITH A CUM & BLOOD SOAKED HAND FUCKING FUCKS. Sorry about that, I do feel a little better. Fellas on a serious note it is one of the worst pains i've ever felt. But I would do it again so that means it's not completely unbearable. Make sure you are absolutely solid in your decision beforehand because once they start cutting its hard to keep the primitive rage at bay. My wife birthed 4 healthy children and I didn't want her life at risk anymore so my resolve was strong. Be sure and be prepared. I'll post pictures if given the ok. Thank you all and men if you have questions pm me or post here. Ladies i'm taken so no flirting please."

    • The following photos are in order over 3 days post OP. It's a lot more painful than it looks. I'll follow up with scar pics once all healed if you guys want.
     

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  2. TeeGuN

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    Owwwwwwww!!!!!!
     
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    I know what not to do when someone has a vasectomy.o_O
     
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    My husbands looked just the same after he got his. But on the 1st day after our 15 month old baby hadnt mastered balance and walking and he wanted daddy to pick him up and fell into my honeys package with his head lol. He wouldnt take any of his pain meds though, nope only beer for this man. And an ice pack!...
     
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    If you like them, get them ice. That's all they need lol.
     
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    I would probably pass out from the pain if my kid jumped on my jewels right now o_O lol I can't imagine
     
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    I see the problem, you got a covered wagon. :rolleyes:
     
  8. elemental

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    I'm glad I never got one like my ex wanted me to.
     
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    I'm a chicken, so I mastered the pull out method (not fool proof, I know, but it worked) and every once in awhile an accidental facial.
     
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    They didn't shave me and the glue they used stock to my nut hair and glued itself to my thigh now that hurt
     
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    Im sorry but while i was reading that and forming a visual in my head i was laughing so hard! Not at you...with you ;)
     
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    It hurt lol I yelped
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Me too, i'm glad for you. That's a point I want made in this post, make sure YOU want to do it. Never do it for anyone else ever!
     
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    Truly a legend amongst men! Splooge on good sir, and here's to many healthy batter splatters!
     
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    Just.... ouch! Sorry man
     
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    Lmao! Accidental? Hmmmm really?:rolleyes::po_O
     
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  18. Spunkmeister

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    It was more of a distance thing and not a "real facial"....LOL.
     
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    Lol oh ok...I get it now...:p:D
     
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  20. Ptolemy

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    I can now know and see how this procedure looks like. Thanks.
     
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