What is your religion?

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  1. GrimmWilder

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    Truth is, i refuse to talk religion with a devout christian less i'm spoiling for a scrap...
    Motherfuckers are always quick to be giving me shit about my Pagan beliefs ......there is something called freedom of religion in this fucking country and i can follow any Got'Damned religion i choose...,.,
    Besides,..why is it so much worse to worship 12 ancient gods than it is to believe that you will live forever-n-ever in the magic fantasy land of happy happy above the clouds....BUT only if you eat-n-drink some stale-ass magic bread and fucked-up fetid wine,. which will transform into the actual blood and flesh of a 2000yr old crucified zombie in a toga so that you can be forgiven for sins you never committed or even knew about, yet you were nonetheless born with because of some damn fig leaf wearing idiot woman that was made from a rib bone, and was tricked by a sly-ass double-talking snake into eating an apple that was for some mysterious reason forbidden to eat?.....and don't EVEN get me started on how a single rickety-ass wooden boat with a drunken five HUNDRED year old captain was able to house two of every single species of animals on earth for over a month...fuckin tub would have to be the size of
    Rhode Island.......and yes 'Drunken'...why else would you name yer kid Japheth?
    Now it's not like I go round (like some) and point out how ridiculous their god is, and the nincompoopery it takes to buy into it.... ........Besides.....the old gods are so much more cool than the new one,.,.,..,
    So says GrimmWilder.,.,.,.,.,
     
  2. Squid Jones

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    The fruit was forbidden to eat because it was of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, which begs the question "How could they know it was wrong to eat the fruit if they had no knowledge of right and wrong." And how is it just to punish somebody for doing something they couldn't have known was wrong to do. And how is it just to curse all of humanity for the actions of an individual. None of it makes any sense at all. But I digress......
     
  3. GrimmWilder

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    Tell me about it........Digress is what we do My Brethren,.,.,.,.
     
  4. Aglaeca

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    Man, i do like alot of the old age biblical dark art.
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  5. Aglaeca

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    I do have to ad, in western Europe we are not forced into religion. We get baptised close after birth if parents want to. Most parents (like 98% i think) do it out of convenience. Your kid can attend any school that is closest by (for catholic school you have to be baptised anyway).
    It's not that we prayed when we ate, shat or went to bed and also never even talked about it. Only a morning prayer at school and that always sucked :D
    Also going to church was only with school (1 time a year) and it sucked. The only fun thing about it was the walk to church and back to school with the class mates :rock:
    So yeah, being "raised" catholic in my case was hardly a thing.
     
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    i literally cant stop laughing at "stale ass magic bread" holy shit lol
     
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    I am not a Sir. Charon is just a boatman of the Underworld...
     
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    I have no idea what these are but they sound cool!
     
  11. Shysmom70

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    I was baptized Mormon 40 years ago but over the years have been to a few different types of churchs. Currently I've given away all my worldly possessions and joined a cult that thinks Justin Beiber is the second coming of Christ.....lol
     
  12. Aglaeca

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    :laugh:
     
  13. KKS

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    I believe in the big GOD.. Always have always will..
     
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