Why Did The Man Give His Penis A Name?

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  1. Ivanchuk

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    Because he didn't want a stranger making most of his decisions for him.:D
     
  2. Spunkmeister

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    Yep, the little head is always trying to run the show. I'm not sure the girls realize the daily struggle we go through trying to keep that little thing in line?
     
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    lol
     
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    Thank god u cant catch a charge from ur dick..Id have a life sentence for aggravated assault..
     
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    LOL Yup.
     
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    Why not?
    It never nags..
    It doesn't talk back..
    Never wants money..
    Doesn't care if i don't listen..
    And i never have to wait 2 fukn hours for it to get ready..
     
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    Mine is just lonely.
     
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    You're too good to me @Medusa.
     
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    LMFAO

    I'm trying to work out which one is the best decision maker :)
     
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